Garden Guard


Me: Keep an eye on my tomato plants, and scare off any deer that visit. You might as well use your considerable bulk and ferocity to keep me in vegetables.

Henry: I’m waiting patiently for a cute, fluffy bunny to hop by and I will violently disembowel it. If you’re lucky, I’ll leave you a spleen.

Me: …Never mind.

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