Kitten War File

Even though collectively Pippi and Beezus weigh less than a cheeseburger, they are armed with 20 tiny daggers each, plus a mouthful of needles. If you attempt to engage in the kitten wars, you will be injured. If you try to remain neutral on the couch, you will be injured. If you attempt Peaceable Engagement Techniques (PETting), you will be injured, albeit affectionately and with great amounts of purring.

My hands look like I’ve been clearing briars.

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